“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”
George Burns

“I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them. ”
Nancy Astor

“From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. ”
Sophie Tucker

“Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.”
Bob Hope